October 2009
Finally Home After A Long Day of Settling Stuff and Awkward Mourning
On the lighter side the bathrooms in my house are the cleanest I think I’ve ever seen them. Now I can scratch tumbling while pooping off my bucket list.
September 2009
PS, for the Middletown guys
Rosner called me earlier and told me John Carroll lost his V-Card to a black chick last Friday.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Texting has officially jumped the shark
Just received death news that reads “Mike..dan…is..in…heaven…now”
And I’m out
Just Finished Reading The Megan Fox Rolling Stone Cover Story
Over an inordinate amount of bathroom sessions mostly because I had to go back and read things over so many times. I equate it to the time I finished “Great Expectations” in high school in that I was so drained by the end of it that I needed a day or two to recover. I only thank Rolling Stone for not putting Diablo Cody on the cover so that I was spared the following exposition:
“Arriving at the gates of her home I looked around and felt a still calm pervading the air. Strewn about the front yard were little trinkets presumably from her teenage days. Hamburger phones, tiny trampolines, and Decemberists albums lined the steeped, off-white porch that Diablo sat on in a giant rocking chair blowing ironic bubbles out of a pipe. All of this as if to say ‘Welcome to my world.’”
Remember that time when Muse and Pearl Jam released albums in the same month and Rolling Stone ran a Megan Fox cover story?
If Spike Jonze and/or Karen O aren’t on the cover next I’m canceling my subscription.
If anyone has read my Tumblr
They’d know how I mentioned a student at Rowan that was quarantined with swine flu. Turns out I sit next to her in one of my classes.
First one to say “cowboy” gets a cold Coors Light
Ditka: “…Cowboy”
Billick: “………….Cowboy”
Ditka wins!
Billick: AH COME ON MICHAEL!
Play
whats better than gettin head?
right before getting head the girl says ” you can watch the football game while i give you head”….. ahhhh dammit i love life
Brian Miller doesn’t always drink beer but when he does…Dos Equis
The other night I watched...
…Natural Born Killers (1994) and Battle Royale (2000) back to back, double feature, exploitation film grindhouse style. I couldn’t get to sleep until 5 a.m. Unbelievably crazy dreams, walking through a landscape of murder, decapitation, and carnage. Asians with warped faces were everyhere. Snakes and worms with razor blades for teeth eating people. One hell of a crazy nightmarish ride. There were no drugs involved either. Can’t wait to do it again someday.
Chris Rotolo go to film school already
AL East & Best Record In Baseball
MINE
