On the lighter side the bathrooms in my house are the cleanest I think I’ve ever seen them. Now I can scratch tumbling while pooping off my bucket list.
Rosner called me earlier and told me John Carroll lost his V-Card to a black chick last Friday.
Just received death news that reads “Mike..dan…is..in…heaven…now”
And I’m out
Over an inordinate amount of bathroom sessions mostly because I had to go back and read things over so many times. I equate it to the time I finished “Great Expectations” in high school in that I was so drained by the end of it that I needed a day or two to recover. I only thank Rolling Stone for not putting Diablo Cody on the cover so that I was spared the following exposition:
“Arriving at the gates of her home I looked around and felt a still calm pervading the air. Strewn about the front yard were little trinkets presumably from her teenage days. Hamburger phones, tiny trampolines, and Decemberists albums lined the steeped, off-white porch that Diablo sat on in a giant rocking chair blowing ironic bubbles out of a pipe. All of this as if to say ‘Welcome to my world.’”
Remember that time when Muse and Pearl Jam released albums in the same month and Rolling Stone ran a Megan Fox cover story?
If Spike Jonze and/or Karen O aren’t on the cover next I’m canceling my subscription.
They’d know how I mentioned a student at Rowan that was quarantined with swine flu. Turns out I sit next to her in one of my classes.
First one to say “cowboy” gets a cold Coors Light
Billick: AH COME ON MICHAEL!
right before getting head the girl says ” you can watch the football game while i give you head”….. ahhhh dammit i love life
Brian Miller doesn’t always drink beer but when he does…Dos Equis
…Natural Born Killers (1994) and Battle Royale (2000) back to back, double feature, exploitation film grindhouse style. I couldn’t get to sleep until 5 a.m. Unbelievably crazy dreams, walking through a landscape of murder, decapitation, and carnage. Asians with warped faces were everyhere. Snakes and worms with razor blades for teeth eating people. One hell of a crazy nightmarish ride. There were no drugs involved either. Can’t wait to do it again someday.
Chris Rotolo go to film school already